I fell asleep again..

YaaaaaaAAAAAAWN... I sure hope you aren’t addressing me, Beerus. I’m hardly shaped like a ball.

“How insensitive to their earthling race. He is obviously Yamcha, that one earthling who beat Beerus in his own tournament.”

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“I hear universe seven is known for its plethora of fine women! Perhaps I’ll make a trip over! Ohohoho!”

Lord Liquiir ︎ @HakaiGeene Neck..?

“I believe I’ve given this planet long enough to get their population rates up. Isn’t that right, Korn? There was once a time where this planet supported 9 billion intelligent life forms... but now they’ve reverted back to their primal hunter-gatherer days.” The god grew quiet

for a moment, looking down on the large planet from its atmosphere. He really had allowed them the chance to become a contender for top planet in this universe about two hundred years ago. Now, they had betrayed his trust and called upon the wrath of a destroyer god.

“Population... four thousand intelligent life forms. I’m almost impressed, albeit disappointed.” A droning voice rang out into the emptiness of space. Liquiir had long since gotten used to this job, but it didn’t come without the loss of morality. He longed for those youthful

days. “Hakai.” Legendary words. His tails rose up in preparation for them, and upon responding to the sound, the ends opened up and unleashed a wicked barrage of Hakai energy along the planet’s crust, erasing it all... one... by... one. There were no explosions. Only +

the energy of destruction ravaging a lost planet. “Hm. Korn... lets head back. We need to make preparations for a replacement.”

“Mortals pushing Gods to their limits... if you had told me of this a millennia ago, I would have laughed in your face. However, these idiots somehow continue to grow and become more powerful. Perhaps... you could say I’m impressed.”

“But, you’ve got me mixed up with some debunk God if you think I’ll ever allow myself to be beaten by some pesky mortal.”

“Son Goku, how did you ever expect to best a god?”

“Universe 16...? I wasn’t aware such a thing even existed. Oh... that’s because it doesn’t.”

“These impudent ‘gods’ are no match for the Gods of Destruction. They’re fools to think so.”

“We might see Beerus versus Helles if he keeps this up.”

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