Man who do Faye Webster be singing about

whoever has my voodoo doll can you put aquaphor on her lips

Erm methinks I have a mental disorder

"can u multitask" yes actually i am losing my mind and chilling at the same time

i'm not gossiping i'm spreading the good word. and the bad word. and the kind of funny word

When both teams are red, it's hard for Elmo to pick which team to root for. Elmo will cheer for both! ❤️

i feel like having two red teams in the super bowl should not be allowed?? there are more colors omg

The thing about Fred Armisen in a wig is… those aren’t characters at all to me… These are real women and I feel like I know them… their stories matter

retiring to your chambers >>>>>>

i’m an ethical hater. i’m hating on u from a nuanced and multifaceted standpoint

Me to my boss: Hey I have to wfh today, I couldn't answer the riddles three. Yep, they didn't let me across the bridge. I'll see you on Teams though.

One of the best things about walking long distances in New York City is the number of people you overhear who are in Situations

Gossip? Oh you mean trickle down yaponomics

Acetaminophemininomenon