In matin tranquille

Elon Musk is now saying that only Twitter blue subscribers should be able to vote on polls affecting Twitter policies. He promised us free speech, but he is giving us poll taxes.

yay the vaccines work

"Is this 2023 and are you Special Agent Fox Mulder?" "Yes?" "I'm Agent Dana Scully, your new partner. Why are you working in this moldy basement?" "I really pissed someone off looking at UFO stuff online, so now my job is to monitor the FBI twitter account..."

Large corporation: "Please take a minute to help us get better at providing you with this service!" Me: "Sure, no problem. I charge $900 dollars an hour for corporate consultancy. Where do I send the bill?"

Hey libs, I just turned on all of my gas stoves (5) and didn't even light them, hope you're not too triggered! Feeling really sleepy so might take a quick nap, but just so we're clear, you'll have to pry them from my cold

Creme de la Creme are a Nigerian trans based oganisation and they're fundraising to open a safe house for trans people. Donate if you can, share if you can't: gofund.me/15f7faa7

He shot 5 people, 3 of them Trans people, and killed one Trans person and her mother, and they're not being arrested or charged. Just out there living their lives after murdering two people and injuring3 others. 🤬🤬🤬 chicago.suntimes.com/crime/2023/2/7…

We need a campaign to demand a GRC for Brianna, every single one of us need to do this for her. These disgusting politicians who claim that 16 is too young can go to hell, anyone of any age can die, being trans doesn’t change that! #DignityForBrianna

#DignityForBrianna

Since J.K. Rowling keeps using the UK's ridiculous libel laws to sue Brits into apologizing for calling her out let me use my US privilege to say: Jo, you are a disgusting bigot. Your hate has led directly to young trans deaths and will continue to do so until you shut the fuck up

Rowling is a racist, a transphobe, and an antisemite. She hates fat people and women who don't adhere to her extremely narrow view of feminism. These ideologies are obvious barely below the surface of her work and purchasing her products funds the perpetuation of anti-trans hate.

Keep commenting, TERFS! Every reply and QT this thread gets will be $1 each to trans healthcare and civil liberties orgs courtesy of DSA Joe Biden Bud Mascot Caucus, MSW and myself

Elon Musk looking at Twitter right now. #BlockElon

ChatBot: My name is Sydney Journalist: The chatbot it human 😭😭😭😭 Trans person: My name is Sydney Journalist: I’m going to call your optometrist to find out your real name you little shit

A horrible person asked me if I thought men could get pregnant and I am proud of the reply lol.