AND ID DO IT AGAIN

Here is a really good picture of me... enjoy

I used to think vibrators were just pretty microphones until not that long ago

Tiktok ruined heartbreak anniversary for me

First things first, rest in peace uncle Phil, for real

I am so glad I kept my dogecoin djdjdjdj

I saw this tweet coming from a mile away

20 dead. 9 of them children. #Gaza

Get me an adderall and a youtube java tutorial, I’ll fight these hackers myself

I need like a three hour long hug

Currently in an empty house and I just heard footsteps upstairs I’m about to die

Olivia Rodrigo was seriously out of pocket for destroying my mental wellbeing like that

My dentist called me half evolved for not having my top wisdom teeth... no one talk to me today

Why does my mom start praying every time i drive her around

Can’t believe my coochie lawn made it on twitter today

My biggest vice is that i have the same sense of humor as a 16 year old boy

Today at the final of the World Cup, I only hope the players on the field and the whole world remembers that there’s a man and fellow footballer called Amir Nasr, on death row, only for speaking in favor of Women’s rights.

.Justin Bieber put on that damn bob & get on the stage.