first time for some people on here

наелся и сидит. весь клюв в семечках, поросёнок

UNPOPULAR OPINION: walking around with glasses that are recording people without their consent is WEIRD!!!!!!

Who’s doing the programme planning for the BRITs? Who chose to not show some of the biggest categories for the UK?

very long time since I received a drunk text from a gay boy I liked #thinking

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needed this omg

I love this little dog with all my heart

lost all of my recently used gifs…how am I meant to tweet anything now

worded this in a way that made it explicitly clear I wasn’t hating on anyone but the stans are still coming for me

every straight man is wearing a brown jacket with light denim slightly oversized straight leg jeans and a yuppy mullet

Greggs chicken bake with lemon and garlic tenderstem broccoli for tea…I am a man of many mysteries

OOOOOH WHEN YOU WAKE UP NEXT TO HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

just did a census of my close friends story and it’s 60% queer women omg those are my divas and I love them

Body dysmorphia so crazy cause one minute you fine shit, next minute you a blob of shit😭😭😭

I love supporting my mutuals by liking their posts idgaf if its a comment too

9 years of one of the best songs ever made

driving home in the dark and calling everyone with those blinding LED headlights a see you next Tuesday