You think your diet is going badly? I've put on 170 pounds sometime in the last two weeks #stupidgravity

So Luca Parmitano + M M are launching today, trying to steal my thunder. Lets see you beat Bowie #fatchance #jealous #stupidgravity

Ok, guess I should do some follow backs. Will follow anyone who has been to space. #handsup #followback

Sure, you're in! "Marrock V: Chris Hadfield Does being there in your imagination count?"

Dude, I spent the last 6 months higher than any of you "Alan Terrar: Been spaced out, does that count?"

"@jimkearney4: Chris Hadfield a little pedantic, but we are all in space, all the time!" A follow back for the pedant

Having orbited the earth seeing seasons change from winter-summer many times a day, I can sympathize with the Irish.

"Omen121: Dude, your tweet made the #failblog front page Mike McLoughlin Chris Hadfield " nicely done

How does an astronaut cut his hair? Eclipse it! #badumtish such a bad joke...I Apollo-gize!!!

Ok, time to try #datenight again tonight. Any suggestions to make sure its not a "failure to launch"?? #pray4lilchris

The best thing about being back on earth...only having to deal with one Monday morning sunrise a week. #spaceproblems

Strange experience being in a place devoid of atmosphere, isolated, where nobody should ever live. I'm back in Russia for debriefing.

.Chris Hadfield omg Why are hurtling bits of planetary debris so violent when they hit Earth? They have 'Roid Rage!

Thought I could pop over to Disney on my lunch...turns out it's just a Russian church. #fml

Sorry I've been so quiet, was caught in a staring competition with the green giant.

Chris Hadfield Hey, Chris Hadfield was voted #4 on our #Top49Men. Feel free to spread the great news! askmen.com/specials/2013_…

On the #latelateshow in a few minutes..gonna be more interesting than the last guy anyway...

I fly the whole way round the world 6 times every day and you've all forgotten about me, Santa does it once a year and you lose your minds

The Space Oddity video must come down today due to 1 year licence. Check it out again before it's gone youtube.com/watch?v=KaOC9d…