First draft for the new #fpl season #fantasypremierleague

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All the melts losing their minds over people performing in a musical is all I need from this app today.

2025 is another banner year for horror. In the past two weeks, I have seen the two best movies of the year and they are both horror films. Conversely, I have also seen the worst film I have seen in recent memory, directed by a highly acclaimed director and starring the ‘elite’.

I’m also so pleased I went into #WeaponsMovie as cold as I did.

Jesus Christ - I might be done.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK #fpl

Genuinely fuck this game. #FPLCommunity

Tonight’s #aghoststoryforchristmas was the best one since ‘The Mezzotint’. Bravo Mark Gatiss 💙 Proper chills up my spine.

Hi KFC UK back in the day, if you ordered a 3 piece chicken meal, you would get three different pieces (drumstick, thigh, breast). This evening, when I ordered a 3 piece, I got three drumsticks! I know the economy is tough on everyone but I thought you were better than this.

Probably a good thing that Kelleher isn’t playing #fpl

Jesus Unicycling Christ 🤦🏻‍♂️ Fantasy Premier League @FFPundits FPL General Fantasy Football Scout #FPL

Hi Sky TV - what was the reason for cutting one of the gorillaz performances from this week’s Saturday Night Live on #SkyOne? Don’t say it was cut for time because the show ended at 11.15 and the programme guide stated it would run until 11.30. I would just like to know the reasoning plz.

It’s becoming easier and easier to spot #AprilFoolsDay pranks thanks to this simple tip… If it’s online, it’s probably a lie. We are getting a lot of practice.

The #Phantasm films are just fucking mental, aren’t they?

The current concerns over #Kanye appearing at #wireless sparks a much wider debate. At what point is someone’s apology deemed “not enough” by wider society? Is there a line we can all be penitent to and say sorry and it be all ok? Where is that line?

A lot of old white dudes wearing Hulkamania t shirts. #wrestlemania

George Kittle has been the MVP so far #wrestlemania