Instagram be beggin me to download Threads, IM NOT!

yt coworkers every time you come in with new hair:

like who gon check you boo?

a pretty darkskin gon get me every time

i love cyrus beene if he has no fans im dead

not a fan of twinks tho ngl

no because God will really sit you down when you acting outta line

THEY TOLD US SHE’D NEVER RETURN. CALLED US FOOLS ! SAID YOU CAN’T CURSE YOUR BOSS OUT IN THE LOBBY OF THE REGENCY HOTEL TELLING EVERYONE HE’S A COKE HEAD AND GET YOUR JOB BACK ! BUT THIS IS THE HOUSE LINNETHIA MONIQUE JOHNSON LEAKS BUILT! WE ARE SO BACK ! #RHOA

my eagles out my niners out i need the texans to shock the world and take it all

so you’re telling me my tax dollars are going to repainting red curbs & not going fixing the roads!!!!

things would be so different if Meek Mill & Nicki Minaj got married and had kids in 2014

Switching to my iPad when my phone’s about to die instead of charging it #youngho

my 3 faves

i literally control the traffic idc why mfs be playin

when ppl ask why i want to be a girl mom this is exactly why 🎀

F*CK TODD!

the internet could never bully me into showing “proof” of my blackness wtf be up w yall😭

i see kareem i see kareem