you need to take some time to reflect on the core values of this company. how does 1000 years in the contemplation cube sound?

data are soldiers in the information war. and knowledge is victory

(when anyone tries to teach me anything ever) check out mr miyagi

(Taking a big sip of ice cold water) ahh.. that’s potable as fuck

in my experience. anyone who introduces themselves as "your worst nightmare" is someone to avoid

My dad got splattered into a million pieces by a cannon ball in front of my very eyes

(Mathematician breaking his piece of chalk in half) I’m out of the game for good

If you haven’t had someone tell you “life isn’t an equation you can solve” which causes you to go make some grand romantic gesture to your girlfriend then you’re not a mathematician

life is a series of ups or downs and if you ever experience a down that's basically it for you

he discussed a broad range of subjects with answers ranging from "i don't know" to "i'm not sure"

Most plane crashes are due to jugglers distracting the pilot

Free climbing is no joke. One false move and you respawn at the bottom of the mountain

why do you expect me to know these things

i built this giant golden statue of myself to remind me to do the opposite of stuff like that and stay humble

he got caught doing 2mph in a 1mph zone

there should be something called "utility sauce" which goes with every single food. Chicken, pizza, ice cream, curry, yoghurt, ribs, cous cous, stew, whatever

Ok if you have any questions just make a series of clicking noises and figure out where I am from the reflections of the sound waves and I’ll be happy to help

This is going to be the best summer ever

*wobbles the bridge even though you’re scared of heights*

All songs should with 5 minutes of muffled sounds and then you hear someone say “oh you’re recording?” And then they start playing