Here it is Friday and I can’t find my pearls..

Not on my normal fetish list but the comfort level is way up there.

The weather gods can’t decide if it’s going to rain or not, so, I guess I’m not racking leaves today. I’ll do this instead…

Got this just in time for Thong Thursday. (Well, in my time zone, at least)

Have you masturbated at work?

Candy cane, anyone?

Have you wrapped your presents yet?

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Trying to get into the holiday spirit…

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I can’t wait! Here’s your present! I hope you will put it to good use!

Another Saturday night

Post pump

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36 years in Portland w/gay massage people: 1 left to open a store 1 left to open a bar 1 left - he “had to” 1 left the business 1 left the state 1 left the country 1 left the planet I’m beginning to take this personally! There must be ONE gay massage person left in Portland!

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I had a crappy March, so I bought myself a little Fort Troff toy…okay, a not so little Fort Troff toy…fantastic product.