2005 : idk 2006 : idk 2007 : idk 2008 : mujhe toy chahiye 2009 : mujhe gta khelna h 2010 : mujhe ben10 dekhna h 2011 : mujhe ben10 banna h 2012 : mujhe beyblade chahiye 2013 : mujhe homework nhi krna 2014 : mujhe school nhi jaana 2015 : mujhe scientist banna h 2016 : mujhe phone

saw someone’s college acceptance reaction video for getting into oxford, and it’s so heartwarming. but it makes me wonder why I’ve never worked hard for anything worthwhile? such an absolute loser I am.

Soona hai

im not on hinge or bumble or any of those dating apps. im just on here and also sometimes im at the grocery store

you met me at a very my stomach hurts so bad time of my life

you had a sweet sixteen, i had a suicidal sixteen. we are not the same

How can one hate capsicum bro, me to kachi kha jau kya mast tasty hoti h

hate beefing with my dad like nigga i literally need your money.

first in my bloodline to want to end the bloodline

the person who named alphonso was clearly on a completely different assignment than the person who named langda

i have an intense desire to create something bigger than myself and fully dedicate myself to a craft. anyway here’s 5 tweets in a row

Claude y yo 30 min antes de alcanzar el límite diario:

when i call you for a date night and i start forcing you to watch the eras tour movie

me sentindo igual o joe alwyn (depressivo e inútil)

what doesn't kill you makes you curl up in a ball on your bed and cry into your stuffed animal

Other than not being able to get over a guy I went on one date with 8 months ago im doing really well

shit was so pointless we could’ve just stayed strangers

jus wanna move to nyc

need some drama in life, a talking stage or a situationship would be nice