Austin Guth (@guuuuuth) 's Twitter Profile
Austin Guth

@guuuuuth

 Das ist mir Guth

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calendar_today15-12-2013 23:16:03

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127 Followers

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This morning in #Palatine: A fly on the cheese Danish in the display case at Starbucks, a man throwing up on a tree by the library, and a landscaping company named BJ’s who’s tagline is “We always leave you satisfied!”

This morning in #Palatine: A fly on the cheese Danish in the display case at Starbucks, a man throwing up on a tree by the library, and a landscaping company named BJ’s who’s tagline is “We always leave you satisfied!”
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The Palatine PD are looking for this guy, who on Sept. 13 allegedly stole $1,400 worth of hover boards from the #Palatine Walmart. (Looks like he might be storing some nuts in his cheeks, too). Call the police if you have info.

The <a href="/PalatinePolice/">Palatine PD</a> are looking for this guy, who on Sept. 13 allegedly stole $1,400 worth of hover boards from the #Palatine <a href="/Walmart/">Walmart</a>. (Looks like he might be storing some nuts in his cheeks, too). Call the police if you have info.
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Have you guys heard of this term fullproof? As in this has the full amount of proof, therefore anyone could do it? Well I just found out the term is actually foolproof, and then I found out it’s not foolproof at all!!

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Just got out of a 6 hour dentist appointment. I’ve now learned there are two types of people in this world: those that know what a Dental Dam is and those that don’t have insurance.

Just got out of a 6 hour dentist appointment. I’ve now learned there are two types of people in this world: those that know what a Dental Dam is and those that don’t have insurance.
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Lmaooooooo I won let’s gooooooo!!! #soxmath to the max!!! #whitesoxbaseballbaby & everyone should know soxmath is all about speed and feelings! No real calculations 😤 Let’s go White Sox!

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On a plane to CO, some lady is coming around asking every row for “wipes or anything you’d like to discard”. I’m just looking for a place to put this trash!

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A lull at the restaurant after a crazy lunch rush. My co-worker: “If we all download MonopolyGo rn we could make some serious money”