Fräulein detective got drunk last night. ;)))))

This could be us but you playing, Fräulein x.com/Telstra/status…

Merry Christmas, Meine Freunde. ;))))))))))))))))))))))))) youtube.com/watch?v=O3p-Ze…

Hey. ;)

I purchased 800 mistletoes and hung them in various parts of the office. 799 are near or in Fräulein's office. ;)

Hohoho! MEEEEEEEEEERRRY CHRISTMAS!!

I also got a Santa hat for you, Fräulein Detective. ;) Ema Skye

Tomorrow everyone can expect more drastic Christmas measures to take place in the office. pic.x.com/KwaxJUYgz5

tell u what pink lemonade is fuckin fantastic shit

😘

It's Christmas Eve, meine Freunde!! I'll be blasting my latest Christmas album today. 😜

Fräulein Detective clearly doesn't appreciate the good music that comes from Christmas time. ;)

FROHE WEIHNACHTEN!!!!!

Today is January 15th, meine Freunde. :( It's a very sad day...

Where's the Fräulein Detective, I have an important question to ask.

Will I Ever Be Able To Watch A Physics Video Without Angry Christians Commenting About How Nothing Matters Because God Did It

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The person from Germany is attractive, just like me ;))))))))

Also for the record: I do not dance like a 40 year old!!!!!!!!!!!!! These are lies and provocations from Fräulein Detective!!!!!!!!

PORTUGAL TRASHING MUSIC OF ANY KIND IS UNACCEPTABLE IN MY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EUROVISION 2017 IS CANCELLED