I'm here all week.

Unfortunately, Prosecutor Gavin (and his guitar) are both also here all week. FML

Anyone who so much as MENTIONS today's """"holiday"""" in front of me is getting a Snackoo to the face. You've all been warned.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THAT GLIMMEROUS FOP

Hey, Klavier Gavin. I've got something to tell you.

GUESS WHO'S A FORENSIC SCIENTIST NOW 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

I AM VERY EXCITED ABOUT SCIENCE TODAY AND I WILL NOT APOLOGISE FOR SCIENCE PUNS

Ugh... I don't want to watch Eurovision by myself, but the fop is the only one hosting a party...

Pros of going to his Eurovision party: Prosecutor Gavin's TV is better than mine. Cons: Prosecutor Gavin.

Will I Ever Be Able To Watch A Physics Video Without Angry Christians Commenting About How Nothing Matters Because God Did It

Prosecutor Gavin: Am I ever gonna see your face again? Me, an intellectual: No Way, Get Fucked, Fuck Off

mic drop walks out

So I ended up going to Prosecutor Gavin's Eurovision party. He's air guitaring to EVERY SONG. Even the ones that don't have guitar.

Athena's encouraging him 😩

the fop just got a real guitar out and started playing along to spain's entry. I'm too sober for this

prosecutor gavin is dancing like a 40 year old man to cyprus' entry, pass it on

Party update: Prosecutor Gavin sculled an entire glass of beer as soon as Germany came on. I don't think he's even German.

This song sounds like a Gavinners reject, which says a lot about how little I'm enjoying it.

The fop just air guitared so hard he knocked a lamp over. Good one.

The next asshole who tries to sell me a """"""chemical-free"""""" product is getting an entire packet of Snackoos to the face.