“It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.” - William Shakespeare

I don't love how (when you think too much about it) everything is a subscription service.

I'm gonna have to keep occasionally buying new bed sheets FOREVER!?

What do you mean the sun will only last another five billion years before needing to be replaced!?

'It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere.' - Voltaire

Might just fuck around and stop the world to melt with you

“When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe.” - John Muir

'I believe that all roads lead to the same place - and that is wherever all roads lead to.' - Willie Nelson

No evidence Trump passed gas in courtroom during his hush-money trial. snopes.com/fact-check/tru…

If your parachute doesn't open, don't worry, you have the rest of your life to figure it out.

Them: 'money can't buy happiness'
Me: 'do you know of Lego?'

“Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.” - Oscar Wilde

Texas officials are investigating a shooting at the U.S.-Mexico involving a National Guard soldier assigned to Operation Lone Star, the Texas-led border security mission.

Two people were treated for non-life-threatening injuries.

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9to5mac.com/2024/04/17/sim…

'You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.' - Ray Bradbury

T-Mobile 5G Home Internet users are going to see a big change that could impact how they surf the web androidpolice.com/t-mobile-home-…

Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything bit.ly/3vWikD8

'The only true source of politeness is consideration.' - William Gilmore Simms

Go and read @manuelvonau ‘s last hurrah here at Android Police androidpolice.com/reviewed-phone…

*humiliates you by showing everyone how beautiful you are*

“To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!” - Charlie Chaplin

“The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions.” - Leonardo da Vinci