Sending shit like this to your mom hits different when you’re almost 25 years old

when this dropped i was dating a slightly evil woman and it made her do like a dragon ball power up for a month

pilots lowkey have aura when they walk past you in the airport

unemployed people be like today im working on my orthorexia

This and a husband

Whenever someone hops on a Zoom meeting and is like “Sorry I look like such a mess, haven’t had my coffee!” or like”Please excuse the lighting!” it’s like….babe….I’m physically incapable of not staring at my own reflection for this entire meeting. You don’t even exist to me

How freaked out do u have to be to fw a co worker

most men wouldn’t survive the way we discuss them in the groupchat

When someone says they're a project manager it's like wtf are you even talking about....

AND he lives in my building AND is the nicest person ever I love blanksheey.playa!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

god himself was in that studio

bring back CERB

i am at my thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet

Me when Laura Dern has screentime in Big Little Lies

how it feels to tell people im getting pho after work cuz its raining