I just want to reiterate how useless the police are in protecting women and children. It feels very much like the system is designed to protect the predators. The world is a sad place.

Farting on the train should be illegal

if you have never had a service industry job i will think less of you

Lizzo is the only celebrity I give a shit ab

Not high school, but I always forget about this girl in sixth grade, who drew graphic pictures of me being hung and lit on fire in a diary she carried around. That diary also had a numbered list of kids in our grade with similar drawings, but I was the #1!! (winner)

Baris and I have been living together for almost 5 years and I just learned he can juggle??

Can I use someone’s Hulu account baris isn’t answering

Trying to have a conversation with him but his beautiful brown eyes are glistening

Smog made me puke moments before a big meeting. That, my friends, is an authentic nyc experience

What’s gonna happen to the birds ??

Not going to work today , gonna stay home and pray for the birds

after working in corporate for four years, I can finally say I’ve perfected my fake laugh

been living in nyc for almost 7 years and I still love the subway rats :)

uh oh

my student loan providers could be gay therefore i refuse to give them my business

New thought: I wonder what our ancestors would think of farming games

I’m never having a weird friend ever again. I’M the weird friend from now on