Some might argue, if you’re going to walk out on a TV spot, there are better reasons to do it...

- daddy, i’ve written a 10 minute instrumental piece on the recorder exploring my feelings and experiences during lockdown. - and there it is— the shitty cherry on the shitty cake of a shitty year...

coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine

Difficult to quantify what an ecological disaster Bitcoin is, but this comes close.

🚨Competition time! To celebrate reopening on Monday, we’re giving away our bespoke tote bag full of brilliant new books you’ll find in-store on reopening day. All you need to do is retweet and be following us. That’s it! We’ll DM the winner next week and post to a UK address.

Uk government: Make pet theft crime a serious offence that lead to prosecution chng.it/Xp5FGjXQ via Change.org UK

So proud to have worked on this incredible show written by Stephen Murphy. Check it out if you can!

Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 My daughter lost her final year portfolio of uni work on a bus between Streatham Hill and Brixton this morning. A3 size with name & 'MOTH Directors Portfolio' inside. She is desperate to find it. Please retweet/share. I don't understand Twitter but trying everything.

Crocodile tears. All of these politicians - Buckland, Patel, Johnson - openly supported the defunding of criminal justice that led directly to this situation. We have begged you for *years* to fix it. You refused, cynically calculating that the public wouldn’t notice. Shameful.

The pretence of surprise is nauseating. “You mean to tell us that by cutting 20,000 police officers, sacking a quarter of CPS staff, cutting court staff by a third, selling off half the court estate and running the remaining courts at half capacity, things haven’t gone well?”

“What do you do in your spare time?” “Worry a lot. Look at my phone. Sit. Sleep. Find comfort in hot drinks. Telly. Cake. That about covers it.”

Called Buster on his chip. Followed me home in my area of West London. He’s very thin. If anyone has lost him, he’s safe in Battersea Dogs Home. Be great if locals could RT. Thanks very much

Announcement of this year's brilliant #4screenwriting writers (and a mention of the other 31 writers we mentored)

Some professional news! I’m excited to be joining BritBox International in September as Chief Creative Officer, curating commissions and acquisitions for their international platforms. Sharing the finest British telly from past, present and future, all across the world! 📺 🌎

Are baby boomers the most blessed generation in history? Will any other see jobs for life, huge pensions, 1000% hikes in their property value, free 1st class healthcare and the economic benefit of ripping the environment to pieces? Will any other lecture young people as loudly?

Boris Johnson “gets tough” on burglars. The burglary I prosecuted this week was from 2018. The trial is Summer 2022. All because Boris Johnson and his colleagues defunded the criminal justice system. There’s never been a better time to be a criminal.

So sad to hear about Una’s passing. She was delightful, effortlessly elegant, smart and kind. I admired her so much.