⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ MARGO BANNER * I DON'T NEED 𝗔𝗡𝗬𝗢𝗡𝗘, I JUST NEED 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗬𝗢𝗡𝗘 AND THEN SOME !

She tends to have that effect on people

Sorry bud, I'm an anti manic pixie dream girl. Gotta defeat my seven evil exes type beat.

Well, to be fair I've already killed one, though my ex girlfriend is Captain America's daughter so I urge you to tread lightly. ⠀ ⠀ To make up for the dead ex, I'll take place as the final boss. If you beat me, obviously you can handle most anything.

between running around after five year old and two jobs, it's easier to throw back a stack of cans than make a bunch if coffees. the aftertaste of battery acid is admittedly strong,though. ⠀ ʿ it's made my day easier, which is a big enough deal t'me. how've you been? ʾ

Eh, neither are usually worth fighting for. At least when you continuously lose more than you've gained or save. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ Any ground rules? I try not to fight dirty.

Eh, shit happens. It is what it is. ⠀ I turn green ... and I won't say big because I only get around 5'8, but when I'm normally 5 foot it's a nice growth spurt. Uh — strong, angry, the whole Hulk thing. But I can also take you without hulking out so, might not even get to that.

Being an anklebiter has it's perks.

If you don’t like salads it’s because you’re making them wrong, sorry.

Ew

she feels dead as shit, do not disturb

... luckily she's too tired, or else she'd have barked

not — ew, god. no. it just means leave her alone before she tries to break his arm.

⠀ ⠀ huh —— ? what's up?

╱ tempted to make an illyana acc ????

ʿ Scented or unscented bubbles? ʾ

sigh

the night terrors are back

ʿ Coming right up, buddy. ʾ

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