Just got in from malin playing snooker found 3 reds and a blue ball in my naval

just had my tea, ma could have waited til id finished to use the camode #nowforafters

come on arsenal i've had 20p on 3-2..... im not a greedy man

going to watch the 2nd half in bed,im all prepared, rangers pj's on and a mixed kebab on the radiator ready for breakfast

#Followme im a big fat bastard of a sheff weds fan with hands the size of monster munch crisps #swfcfollow

Gutted...pushed the bake potato down the moor and been clocked #devo'd

Me and glyn just getting ready to go out tonight...ooooooosh!