#SquadUp

did anybody else JUST realize that DMX was Prince Phillip’s stage name?

watched the first 10 mins of 60 Minutes. good to be all caught up on the news. I’ll check back come autumn.

just bought sour patch kids at old navy

Hey! I'm helping some very funny friends produce a comedy show in my beloved South Street Seaport! Grab a ticket to the show on 5/20 @ Cowgirl Seahorse. Great comics making you laugh while you enjoy the best frozen margs in NYC. Lineup TBA soon! ⬇️⬇️⬇️ eventbrite.com/e/waterline-ny…

so excited for this week in atx. I brought 1 pair of shoes, 1 pair of pants, and 4 Chicago White Sox hats

There are only a few tickets to Waterline Comedy left! Come see @isabelhagen_ @chanel__ali Daniel Simonsen Torrey Huggins Connor Dixon - presented by my pals grop Tony Sykowski & @boboballew - at Cowgirl Seahorse in the South Street Seaport. eventbrite.com/e/waterline-ny…

A few moments from an amazing night in the Seaport for Waterline Comedy at Cowgirl Seahorse. Still buzzing.

the return of the king.

watching my blood pressure, cutting out sodium. just realized soy sauce is what I enjoy most about sushi.

Heard on the Long Island Railroad: "It's not malicious intent, I just never think to include her"

I do feel bad about gentrifying East Williamsburg, but I spoke in Spanish at the bodega this morning and it was the rush of a lifetime.

walked to the gym, forgot it’d be closed for Labor Day. luckily it’s the thought that counts, so I’m now deciding between sugar cone and waffle cone

The lineup for Waterline Comedy on 10/7 at Cowgirl Seahorse in the South Street Seaport is so good! Come see Josh Gondelman Alexis Guerreros Ashley Gavin and more. Tickets are $10. The food and drinks are elite, to say nothing of the #vibes. Info/tix here⬇️ WLNY.eventbrite.com

easy to forget how good cereal is

No joke I’ve eaten 5-10 million Cheerios in my lifetime

My man Sean Zak has himself a new job this week - caddying for Joel Dahmen. If he’s as good with numbers as he is with words, Joel’s going to have a good week. 👍🏼

People wonder why Jews are neurotic. It’s because the chill ones didn’t make it. Every Jew you meet is the descendent of a Jew 200 years ago who was like “yo, the vibes are off. Let’s get on a boat.”

Yep, I’m checking my forecasts in DarkSky until the bitter end. I’ll hate having to say goodbye tonight.