Southern Pastor: Imma have to call that thang a baptism cuz that 😻 is WET

This bitch (excuse my French) asked me for a cappuccino and got mad cuz there won’t a design…design diss meat

New Indiana Jones? I’m not watching ah old white man witta whip. My archnemisis 🤨

If you’re looking for food spots in New York just go where all the rats hang they’ll let you know

Grayson Allen NBA on ESPN look like a politician

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Dev Patel did his thing s/o 🇮🇳

Bitch Randy Orton bout to ball out #wrestlemaniaxl

LFG RANDY!!! #wrestlemaniaxl

Ite. “I luv it” by Camilla Ceballo and “Lemonade” by Gucci Mane Smh.

TUESDAYS! 📍NYC 7pm FREE FREE FREE

I swear we need Noise Canceling Toilets in this country

Why I keep getting cast for “couples seeing each other for the first time roles” I’m not Jamaican

Women be wanting ah hood dude with heart so bad

My coworker stole $60 from the job today. FYI he gotta drake lyric tattooed on his leg

BlueChew be taking too long #dickmath

I hate taking communion cuz idk what part of the lordt I’m eating #waygu

Bruh…I never trade in my old phone I just use it for porn

If I’m getting fucked up by someone in public and people start recording imma ask someone to tag

Just found out you can’t go to jail for faking your death