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We're happy to announce the new A Hat in Time mobile game! 😏

// I KNOW, RIGHT? LIKE SERIOUSLY. WHAT THE FUCK.

// NANI?!

// FUCKK I'M CRYING WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS TO ME 😭😭😭

// OMG THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO'S FOLLOWED ME SO FAR I'M SO THANKFUL FOR BEING FOLLOWED BY WONDERFUL PEOPLE, EVEN THOUGH I'M JUST ANOTHER RUBY ACCOUNT

"Who are you and how do you have my powers?" youtu.be/rVy006iZ1uk #KamenRiderBuild #KamenRiderZiO

How the frick do you deep throat a popsicle?

But that's just putting it in your throat???

No???

Immediately searches it. Then vomits to the side.

Okay, never mind then.

// Anyone know any cool RWBY accounts I could follow?

// Finally. I spent a good few minutes just de-activating all of my accounts. Besides, I had like 10, most of which I don't use anymore, so might as well.

"Can I wish for more wishes?"

// Also, EXCUSE ME I'M AT 150 FOLLOWERS ALREADY?! IN LESS THAN A WEEK?! THANK YOU EVERYONE!

// Hey! I made a Cinder account! Make sure to go check it out!

Blinks. "Other me, have you gone nuts?"