Taking at a shit at work past 4 PM is equivalent to a QB kneel. Just running out the clock

Times like this is when you need to reflect that Amazon went from $113 to $6 before it 400X

Yes

Things your hot wealthy generous 50 year-old self wishes he could tell you: -hit the gym -ask out your crush -don’t gossip -don’t complain -only date girls who fire you up (if you don’t fantasize about living with her in Ancient Rome she’s not the one) -be kind to people even if

Me leaving Manhattan to go to Brooklyn to drink beers with my friends

oh my god

people forget he was a poet, first

Jersey Mike really just brought that shit himself

Look at how customary the double beer handoff is. That woman knew he’d want two. He isn’t the least bit surprised he’s handed two. Just routine. Marvellous.

Jaxson Dart is going to love the Spaniard

the LLMs have reached boyfriend levels of intelligence

Being my girl rn is like investing in bitcoin in 2009

sure why the hell not

from ladd + keenan to u like + repost to win

Who the fuck is Ashley