so today i learned the US helped a Nazi war criminal escape to Bolivia, that Marcel Marceau the mime was part of the French resistance, and [deep breath] I learned all of this because I saw an article about Helen Mirren stopping using cocaine

When I was on my way to my hotel in NYC I walked by Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner in one of Mayor Adams's free drug use centers and they were falling over from using drugs and one of the drugs looked at me. x.com/RepMTG/status/…

Smart pants, got my smart pants on

Stupid Bosnia

Not gonna get better than this

Oliver North maybe you should illegally fund a small insurgent army about it

the lead guitar part on runnin' down a dream goes super hard

oh man the electric version of Desolation Row is straight fire

I had this dream where there was an mlb player named “Coco Crisp” and woke up in a cold sweat David Roth

Blaming your wife is just a pro move

Happy birthday Bob Dylan did you paint your masterpiece yet?

Why were those guys in pulp fiction eating burgers for breakfast?? Was that ever explained?

Ciao #DavesCarIDService this cute lil thing is parked down the street from me what the heck is it?

I’m confused the governor of New York can just remove the mayor of New York and the president can just undo something the governor of New York did?

Robbie Ray looks good today

so many bangers on this