I bet these guys exist solely to get wheeled out every parade. See you at Pride!

I think 'Spanish Tapas' is my least favourite North American phrase.

@ajasax @robandcheese luigi🦇 TOMORROW!!

Interstellar: confirming that time really does pass more slowly when next to an incredibly dense being.

Getting older is like moving through the levels on Donkey Kong. You're doing the same shit. But it's just, somehow, harder.

Bar and restaurant 'concepts' are like jokes. If you have to explain it to someone, it's probably shit.

Wait, you get introduced to an all-powerful Spirit at AA?? Maybe I'll give it a bash after all..

If your bar is playing the Stone Roses when I come in, I will spend all the money. All of it.

This undervaluing of black life in America is getting murderously boring. And the lack of change will be Obama's ironic epitaph.

@simyau Jen Agg More a reference to the real hope that was felt 6 years ago. Remember that?

Just got extraordinarily nostalgic for hedgehogs. I guess I should get to work.

@ajasax Jen Agg 416 SNACKBAR Ssshhhh, this way she wins.

“HuffPost: Taylor Swift helps one lucky fan pay her student loans huff.to/1IuZmjj” Jake Skakun Jen Agg

Ok here's the tag line.... KITCHEN BITCHES: Smashing the Patriarchy One Plate at a Time PERFECT RIGHT??

Times like this make me swell with pride to work for Jen Agg. Everybody should be supporting this cause.

Wanna talk about Jen Agg. Why we should admire her: When she sees a problem, she innovates a new, made-right-here solution. (1/4)

Kinda hilarious watching white guys struggle to get their heads around the fact they're not allowed to lead this conversation.Jen Agg

Restaurant people allowing personal antipathy towards Jen Agg to get in the way of support for #kitchenbitches should be ashamed.

@Metlandia Jen Agg Nothing says 'sustainable business model' like highbrow ironic cocktails, right?!