Wait till Dotun tells Brayden he kissed Charity. #TheBachelorette

Brayden: IM LEAVING *earrings start twirling above his head like a helicopter* #TheBachelorette

-Xoxox Adrian, uh I mean Gossip Girl. #TheBachelorette

the intern who got to write this is LIVING #TheBachelorette

my sleep paralysis demon #TheBachelorette

Sean: hey uh, I threw my vest into the crowd. Can I get a shirt or something? Producer: UHHHH FUCK NO. NOW GET ON THAT PIER! #TheBachelorette

Aaron, I don’t think you’re gonna do a ton of hunting and fishing in California big man. #TheBachelorette

Not the type2 diabetes Jardiance commercial also doing a Ken Singalong 😂😂😂 #TheBachelorette

I’m a man. I hunt. I fish. I kill stuff. WHY WON’T WARRICK TALK TO ME #TheBachelorette

Live look at Warwick watching this episode back #TheBachelorette

These 3 used to be hall monitors, guaranteed. #TheBachelorette

Aaron: “They better watch out cause I’m coming….to tattletale!” #TheBachelorette

listen, everything is on fire. covid is still putting up record numbers. and aliens officially exist. my Amex bill can pay itself, sorry.

hello, yes hi Retrograde Mikey Retrograde Andy The Retrograde Podcast. Allan Wake remaster is $15. I should make a poppa’s purchase, right?

what if the daylight doesn’t wanna be saved.

housing crisis solved!

Is she holding him hostage?

i got that dawg in me (i ate it in Springfield)

ain’t no way you’re that ugly AND that confident.

Kendrick Lamar showed me what a professional hater can achieve. it’s time to step up my game.