Friendly reminder to anyone not familiar with some of Jose Mourinho’s off-pitch behaviour, that he effectively ended the football club career of an excellent, highly respected doctor, Eva Carneiro, for absolutely no valid reason.

My doctor said that as I get older I should install a bar in the shower. Honestly, he’s a genius!

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The former British home secretary and buddhist daughter of a Kenyan descendant of Goan Catholics, and a Mauritian Hindu descendent of Tamil, born in Harrow, studied in New York, married to a Jewish South African who lived In Israel says multiculturalism has failed.

Latest documents filed in New York show that Manchester United have £777 million of borrowings, of which £295 million is due within one year, and owes £422 million in transfer fee instalments, of which £238 million is due within one year. #Glazernomics

Me when people who’ve spent years boasting about not paying any UK taxes say they want the British embassy to help evacuate them from Dubai.

I don’t want my tax being spent on facilitating the return of these extremists from Dubai to the UK. They clearly despise our culture and way of life and they should seek refuge in the first safe country they arrive in. Am I doing this right?🤔

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Brits fleeing Dubai should he housed here and interrogated by HMRC

Trump tariffed Europe, threatened to take Greenland, and denigrated allies' contributions in Afghanistan. Then he launched war of choice against Iran with unclear goals and without consulting allies. Trump officials now whine that allies do not support it.

Des Kelly

Andrew Neil It is embarrassing to watch Britain reduce itself to a humiliated little brother, almost a servant, desperately trying to please the “big, strong” United States through a so called special relationship that mainly Britain seems to care about, while Trump clearly does not. If two

Been standing here for 15 minutes. Nothing!

Vonn, Épisode 56790358

British fighter jets flying over Cyprus, by far the most outstanding camera work I have ever seen. If carlsberg made cameraman he would probably be the best cameraman in the world

Peter Selwyn Gummer, aka Lord Chadlington (who?) quietly resigns the Tory Party and will retire from public life. Actual Story : Another Tory #Covid #PPE Fraudster, caught and busted for £24 million of PPE never delivered, by his company, that he lobbied for.

When you see this & with his priest-like declamatory speech inflection, they all clearly think he's some kind of god. They are all insane.

Obviously thrilled to hear the war is already won. Now just a matter of telling the countries involved

The difference between animals and humans is that animals would never allow the dumbest member of the herd to lead them.

I would like the football clubs and players who have routinely been slaughtered by Dominos on here to have a go back.