all the ways we wonder

*hands you the hint Here, take this. I insist

I'll tell you when you've suffered enough.

Whichever of you is tweeting porn into my TL just stop it right now. I'm only here for jokes and sadness.

You want to get to the point where people don't even ask you if you care, they just assume you don't.

Remember, you can disappear into an overgrown forest whenever you want. You're an adult.

Do porn accounts know about Porn Hub?

Did anyone ever find Carmen San Diego?

You mean it’s NOT “and you come to me on a submarine”?? Well that changes EVerything!

Well aren't you a lovely little worst case scenario.

No, I'm not your enemy. Your enemy gives a fuck.

Time flies when you're searching for the right gif

No longer accepting bullshit at this location

Turn me into a vampire on a dimly-lit cobblestone street or get the fuck out of my face.

what base is it when she says she's losing her fucking mind

If you're a sensitive little pussy, following me is probably not a good idea.

Just called cookies biscuits so I'm finally ready to move to Europe