James Wight Rick Wilson

Because of the woke left, people have been afraid to say anything other than "Happy Holidays" during this time of year. But now, thanks to the efforts of Trump, Vance, and the GOP, folks are once again comfortable with the more traditional, "Sieg Heil."

Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

The US is now bombing the city of Caracas, Venezuela. Unconfirmed reports have stated Special Forces being inserted into the city. Pro Tip: If you want a Nobel Peace Prize, starting an armed conflict isn't going to look good on the consideration form.

MAGA would have looked at Jesus on the cross and said “He should’ve just complied”

I was wrong to hold back on mocking Charlie Kirk's death. I see that now, won't happen again.

Look guys, it's really simple... Just comply and you won't get hurt. When they say to get out of your car, get out. When they say to turn in your guns, turn in your guns. When they say to get in the box car, you get in the fucking box car. Why is this so hard to understand?

Greenland is gonna be dope when we re-name it Hoth.

Remember Charlie Kirk said this. Maga answer me.

DHS is urging citizens who have the Constitutional right to carry firearms not to do so while protesting the government violating citizens rights.

I was going to see #MelaniaFilm tonight, but I couldn't get a same day lobotomy appointment.

How bad is MELANIA? Alex DeLage opted for another session of his Ludovico Technique.

I will be watching the SOTU Address tomorrow night. But I intend to hate tweet through the whole thing.

You know what’s so crazy about Operation Epic Fury? Trump is still a rapist pedophile. Release all the Epstein files!

Good thing Congress isn't alive to see this.

If someone bombed this shit out of multiple US cities, killed the POTUS and VPOTUS, and told the people of America to rise up against the government, we'd consider that a fucking war. Stop with the fucking semantics.

It would be easy to say that we owe it all to the Bush family from Texas, but that would be too simplistic. They are only errand boys for the vengeful, bloodthirsty cartel of raving Jesus-freaks and super-rich money mongers who have ruled this country for at least the last 20

Doesn't anybody want to impress Jodie Foster anymore?

Since I'm retired, I can actually be called back to active. Even though I'm 70 and in poor shape for soldering, I'd go. I'd go to watch the chaos, mock the officers being called back, and play stupid with the Admin types.

Hal Jordon has a potty mouth.