oh, ein Bier.

Hey newspapers, don't all go with 'YOU'RE FIRED'. Plenty of other options: • P45 for P.45 • The Lying King • Unpresidented • Lord of the Lies • Donald Dumped • Down in the Trumps • Game over, combover • POTUS Out Of Our Misery • Orange Is The New Sacked

Trump will have to leave the White House to play golf eventually, and then you just change the locks.

looking forward to the very stable and normal next 70 days where the president definitely won't go out kicking and screaming like a whiny piss baby

oh, ein Bier.

oh, ein Bier.

Dogs prefer to poo on a North-South axis.

Oh, ein Bier.

Wer von Euch war das?

BREAKING: Trump team scrambles to make a MySpace page. “We’re still in this fight!” they say, rolling up their sleeves as they hunker down in front of their last-remaining Compaq Presario.

Nobody is listening

When Wal-Mart was attempting to open stores in Germany, they had to withdraw their policy of requiring staff members to smile at customers, because German customers found it weird and off-putting.

Just got an email from an old college buddy “We used to do acid, now we do antacid”

Reminder to never stop the HUSTLE H ave a nap U se the couch for napping S leep during the day (nap) T ake frequent naps L ie down and nap E njoy a nice nap

Who’s idea was it to have this rehearsal dinner at an aquarium? This dolphin has just been starring at the food

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An AI is generating Seinfeld-like (a generous definition) shows on Twitch in an endless flow of apartment conversations among the four main characters and comedian club segments, cheesy laugh tracks included. twitch.tv/watchmeforever