Sport is NOT more important than theatre. Both employ and entertain. Stop showing biase, instead show respect.

mercutio: I can't believe you just stabbed me tybalt: look it's nothing personal, I just really hate montagues mercutio: but I'm not a montague tybalt: do you think I have time to check who is and isn't a montague before I stab them

Some of you have never dragged your daughter's boyfriend through the sewers of Paris and it shows

grantaire: two truths and a lie? okay, i can fence, i have a debilitating crush on enjolras, and the first time i ever had wine was when i was 6 enjolras: oh, it’s gotta be the secon— joly: PFFT you think you’re so slick. you were drinking at FIVE. lie is number 3. enjolras:

I was taking one of those lovely pregnancy naps the other day (first trimester, tired all the time right?) and jumped a mile when I woke up. This guy was watching me out my window, right next to my head! Had to share...

Thank you to The Tony Awards for this nomination! Barely have words. I am BEYOND grateful, elated, and honored!! For our show, for all the shows, for ALL the people who work in this incredible industry. I miss it every single day. Live Theatre is a beautiful gift. #BeAnArtsHero

Aaron Tveit. That's it. That's the tweet.

The same people who spent the last 4 years falsely saying Russians rigged our elections are now saying there’s no way an election could be rigged by illegal ballots and voter fraud. How does that work?

How is it that more 90-year-olds registered to vote in one year, during a pandemic, than at any point in Pennsylvania history? What's going on here?

Jeopardy! is saddened to share that Alex Trebek passed away peacefully at home early this morning, surrounded by family and friends. Thank you, Alex.

KDSKALKF HE'S SO BABY ??????????

Yes I talked my best friend out of marrying into the unsuitable Bennet family. Yes I then proposed to a member of that same Bennet family. We exist

Cut to yesterday’s rehearsal of ABC café, talking about COVID secure spacing. Cut to me singing “YOU WILL NOT TOUCH ME” to the same tune from Thuy’s Death from Miss Saigon in front of Claude-Michel Schönberg

How to earn $1 million by the age of 30: - Cut out Starbucks - Wake up at the same time every day - Become a bootlegger in an effort to impress the woman you've spent the last 5 years idealizing, thus setting you up for the disappointment of discovering she's only human - Hustle

Every friend group has a - Gatsby (no one knows how they afford their lifestyle) - Daisy (can't drive) - Tom (the significant other nobody likes) - Jordan Baker (really into a specific sport) - Nick Carraway (judgy and awkward at parties)

Dear drama students on trains after shows…just be careful about what you’re saying. It’s obvious which school you’re from from your station stop and your voices and opinions carry down the carriage. You honestly never know who’s listening 😇

FUN FACT: The entire ensemble at Heathers are swings. We get paid an extra fee every week to be swings and to change our tracks to fit around whatever happens in the show…and we’re bloody good at it haha

Whoever vomited in the second row during freeze your brain Heathers the Musical The Other Palace tonight deserves an award for getting it all into a popcorn bucket and quietly leaving 👏🏻 #theatreetiquette

A guy my age was telling me how happy he was that his wife just gave birth to their fourth child then was like “sorry, don’t mean to brag” and it’s like, oh no worries, your life literally sounds terrible to me

4yr old in the laundry room: are you a boy or a girl me: I’m a girl 4yr old’s mom: honey we ask “what are your pronouns” 4yr old: *exhausted* mommmm, she doesn’t have a job