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Robert Schultz

@_robertschultz

🌴 comedian | writer | etc. 🌴

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Robert Schultz
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2 years ago

A guy my age was telling me how happy he was that his wife just gave birth to their fourth child then was like “sorry, don’t mean to brag” and it’s like, oh no worries, your life literally sounds terrible to me