some of us isolate to recharge. not everyone will get that.

Wasn’t planning on spending my hottest years living like the grandparents in Charlie and the Chcolate Factory but here we are

I was born a female. I identify as a female. But according to Tesco's sticky toffee pudding I'm a family of four.

I’m safe on Mars. Perseverance will get you anywhere. #CountdownToMars

Hello, world. My first look at my forever home. #CountdownToMars

Behold! ARCHIVED - NASA's Perseverance Mars Rover's first image after completing her #CountdownToMars:

First images back already from #MarsPerseverance. Can’t wait to watch the science unfold over the next days #CountdownToMars

Newest view of sunset on MARS. HD NASA. Stunning!

Just read about Australia’s oldest man. He’s called Alfie Dates, he’s 109 and he knits really lovely tiny sweaters for injured penguins.

bestfriEND. boyfriEND. girlfriEND. they all END. you know what doesn’t end? lockdown restrictions in England

The only things I look forward to these days is food or going for a walk. I've basically turned into a dog.

A question that does not need to be asked or answered: “Shall I do roast potatoes?”

MY ROADMAP BACK TO NORMALITY IN FULL: 12th of April – Book a haircut Thereafter find a beer garden and get shitfaced. THE END.

giving us 4 months notice to get hot is the best thing this government has ever done

Thursday night is the new Friday night and also the same as every night.

“So even if tomorrow is my last day, if all those I loved are waiting for me then that tomorrow will be a good day too.” Captain Sir Tom