Driving tests should have a portion where a kid in the backseat just pummels you with rapid-fire questions while you try to merge.

I just saw two Amazon delivery trucks that didn’t have any maker’s marks on them. Looks like they just drove them off a lot somewhere. Wild!

Wihan might be worse than Gary, and that’s saying something. #BelowDeckDownUnder

Some days Google disappoints me but today I put in “glasses keeper onners” and it really came through for me

The little one is only 3.5 inches tall! They should be in a storybook. 🥰🥰🥰

No one has ever studied a Table of Contents harder than this lady at the nail salon (Southern Living, of course)

I would’ve skipped this one tbh, but she is ENGROSSED in The Strange Delight of Pear Salad

A month ago someone insulted my salad tongs by saying they didn’t pick up enough stuff and it’s weird how I’m still not over that

I have approximately a four-hour window to eat a banana. Now? Not quite ripe enough. Tonight? Perfect. Tomorrow? Too late.

The sparkly gold heart graphic on #LoveIslandUSA scratches something in my brain

The Nanny walked so Paige Desorbo could run. #fashion

If you have some news you need to share but really want it buried deep in the news cycle, IT IS YOUR TIME

Ladies, if he's: • Possessive • Confusing • Never where he's supposed to be ...He's not your man. He's an apostrophe.

Blue wave emoji having a banner day 🌊🌊🌊

Eventually purple on Wordle will be “Four words that contain none of the letters on your screen and have no correlation to each other.”

Has anyone installed the latest iOS update on their iPhone? Lots of snazzy adds including phone call screening from unknown numbers where they have to audibly tell you who they are before the call is sent through to you. LIKE THEY’RE CALLING FROM JAIL. 🤣

Season finale of #RHOSLC is feeling a lot more like #Yellowjackets than I was prepared for 🤣

Niche but real

Me at Walmart: No one will ever know I bought this dress for $7. Stranger: I love your dress. Me: GIRL, IT WAS $7 AT WALMART AND IT HAS POCKETS

With a small tweak or two, this could be a headline about the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills #RHOBH #HomelessNotToothless #IYKYK Andy Cohen Bravo