Katherine H  (@grass_stains) 's Twitter Profile
Katherine H 

@grass_stains

Snarky mom of four, pop culture junkie, indoorsy carbivore, ISTJ RBF, Kristen Bell's biggest fan

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Driving tests should have a portion where a kid in the backseat just pummels you with rapid-fire questions while you try to merge.

Katherine H  (@grass_stains) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I just saw two Amazon delivery trucks that didn’t have any maker’s marks on them. Looks like they just drove them off a lot somewhere. Wild!

I just saw two Amazon delivery trucks that didn’t have any maker’s marks on them. Looks like they just drove them off a lot somewhere. Wild!
Katherine H  (@grass_stains) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A month ago someone insulted my salad tongs by saying they didn’t pick up enough stuff and it’s weird how I’m still not over that

Andy Ryan (@itsandyryan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ladies, if he's: • Possessive • Confusing • Never where he's supposed to be ...He's not your man. He's an apostrophe.

Katherine H  (@grass_stains) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Eventually purple on Wordle will be “Four words that contain none of the letters on your screen and have no correlation to each other.”

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Has anyone installed the latest iOS update on their iPhone? Lots of snazzy adds including phone call screening from unknown numbers where they have to audibly tell you who they are before the call is sent through to you. LIKE THEY’RE CALLING FROM JAIL. 🤣

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Me at Walmart: No one will ever know I bought this dress for $7. Stranger: I love your dress. Me: GIRL, IT WAS $7 AT WALMART AND IT HAS POCKETS