you think astrology is fucked up? some parents believe the shape of a baby's genitals predicts their favorite toys, hobbies, and colors

I think I’m going to have to see Star Wars VII at least a berjillion more times.

Happy Christmas...

Rather love this, youtube.com/watch?v=l0Eaa4… by @rhodri

This bacon wrapped sausage and cranberry bomb was the best.

Started trying to draw again. Here’s a rubbish Peter Capaldi

If you didn’t see Inside Llewyn Davis, here’s Kylo Ren and Poe Dameron singing about space with Justin Timberlake youtu.be/lSwO-k-RqNA

Just been interviewing Liz of Papillon for @basenotes. We discussed all the important matters. Like this:

I love that Come Dine… Has been on forever but is still bloody good entertainment. x.com/salihughes/sta…

My fave quote from Liz Papillon in this article is probably her admitting : “I did try to sniff a moth once” basenotes.net/features/3248-…

Charts

A late Xmas present from my old friends at the secret organisation known as the The Marmarati

You’d think a film that had Samuel L Jackson, Liam Neeson, Nathalie Portman and Ewan McGregor in would be really good.

About time! x.com/instagram/stat…

Microsoft’s Cortana has no time for sexist bullshit getpocket.com/@grantosborne/…

In case anyone was wondering what dog I was. (I think @CallumBolt might like this website)