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Writer/broadcaster: an anagram of 'randomise'. Tweet about #cocktails #beer #blackandwhitefilms #music #puns #football #finance. Work: [email protected]

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‘And I would lose 5000 texts
And I would lose 5000 more
Just to be the man who’d
Try to lay the blame at
Someone else’s door
dadadada.’

‘And I would lose 5000 texts And I would lose 5000 more Just to be the man who’d Try to lay the blame at Someone else’s door dadadada.’
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The average UK house price edged up 0.5% in November, according to Halifax. However, prices fell 1% over the year, taking the typical property value to £283,615

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A woman whose mother’s funeral took place on the day of a lockdown cheese and wine party in Downing Street has said the disregard shown by those breaking the rules was “gobsmacking”

✍️: PALucindaC

standard.co.uk/news/crime/bor…

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The job search continues.
I invented a tall device, similar to a yard of ale, for whisky. It was a long shot.

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The job search continues.
I invented a tall device, similar to a yard of ale, for whisky. It was a long shot.

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'Files are filled with concrete as a comment on bureaucracy'
Turner Prize achieves its usual aim of raising the question: is it art?
bbc.co.uk/news/entertain…

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'We've already said 'goodbye'
Since you gotta go, oh you'd better
Go now'
A sad day. Denny Laine, gone aged 79. He sang lead vocals on the Moody Blues 1964 number one Go Now, but went onto greater fame in the 70s as a key part of Wings with Paul McCartney.
youtu.be/V2L3UzM_FfE?si…

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The job search continues.
The bank refused to lend me money to start a business selling sledges. They said it could be the start of a slippery slope.

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Barbican! First to get it was Glenn Moore who wins a free copy of today's Standard. It could be a little soggy if he picks it up from an open air newspaper dispenser

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The job search continues.
The bank refused to lend me money to start a business selling sledges. They said it could be the start of a slippery slope.

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Did you hear about the Christmas cake on display at the British Museum?
It was stollen.
That's this year's number one Christmas cracker joke, according to a survey theguardian.com/culture/2023/d…

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