Very spooky. As it should be; it comes with the seasonal territory. The real issue would be making the details gruesome, yet believable. (Does she already know how Wrecker lost his eye?)

Would she believe “Crosshair’s spider bit it”?

Yeah. Big hairy thing. Surprisingly juicy when Wreck squashed it.

Excuse him while he tries not to laugh.

Don’t tell me what to do.

The worst part is that it’s a reasonable question.

need a bucket and a mop

Oh, does Bly not know the song?

Oh, Bly. Bly, it’s like you’re a shiny all over again. Adorable. But also sad, because you’re a grown man.

No, it’s too late. I’m putting the song on.

Yes.

[Message to: @sgtshukaIar] -i might be a lil drumk but that’s not important -i don’t think i’d be a very good seargeant -seargent -sgt -see i can’t even spell it -anyway pls don’t die

If anyone needs him, he’s curled up in a blanket on the couch.

Cue a tentative knock on 𝙏𝙀𝘾𝙃 ✮’s door.

If it pays the bills.

🖕🏽😡🖕🏽

He thinks he’d be a snowball.

x.com/verysleeby/sta…

He’s just going about his work.

tup no—