My daughter told me she has a plan for Spring as the cat-callers come out: She's making a small sign to pull out of her pocket when men say things to her. It says, "Fuck you, I'm 12."

Amazon Piss Jugs 🎨 Artsy Marxist Art 🎨 USA: "You must serve the reich. We mean regime. Country. Yeah, serve the country. As fodder for fascism. Heil freedom!"

My main concern is that if we give Elon $8, then other billionaires will start putting their hands out and where does it end? At some point they have to pull themselves up by their bootstraps.

Apartments: Rent is $3500, deposit is $7,000, must make 3x the rent, no pets, no guests, no breathing, 750+ credit, app. fee is $100, repairs take 8-9 business months, rent goes up 8 times a year. Media: What is causing the homelessness crisis? Tonight we talk to 12 landlords.

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My daughter just FaceTimed me on her walk home from the subway and some guy catcalled her on the street and without missing a beat she held up her phone to him and said “wanna talk to my Dad too?”

it’s saturday morning in the summer & you’re 10 years old. you get out of bed, pour a big bowl of cereal, and watch vh1 music videos with your siblings til it’s time to ride bikes. you have no idea how much an apartment costs. there are rocket pops in the freezer and life is good

Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 Rex Chapman🏇🏼 Bill Maher Elon Musk Again. who’s banning books & closing libraries?

Hey conservatives, the only thing that stops a bad guy in a dress is a good guy in a dress… #reversepsychology ~ Michael Caldwell

Penguins walking in 5x speed

@finleyxplr matt "In 2023, there was an outpouring of anger and hate toward a pair of gay penguins from political parties that claimed to be driven by religious principles"

NoonaPat⁷⊙⊝⊜🏳‍🌈Yoongi'sBisexualHat matt “please analyse in a 3200 word essay how they came to this conclusion and if you think it was justified in your opinion. please take a look into how religion and politics used to irrationally be put together in government decisions back then”

Kipkorir Chemirmir Deborah Wyrick (Deb) Mohamad Safa Donald J. Trump Why is the first response to a problem in America always “but but but what about trump” or “but but but what about biden”? The enemy is the system and the people fighting each other’s red team / blue team are the useful idiots of the enemy.

Feels like a really, really bad idea for wealthy executives to pick a public fight with people who are really, really good at storytelling.

The real tea is y’all don’t want UPS drivers making $42/hr because y’all don’t make $42/hr, and the only way you can maintain whatever fake ass superiority complex you have is by trying to say they somehow deserve less.