A mob of the MAGA persuasion Conducted a statehouse invasion. Though heavily armed, They parted unharmed, And that’s how you know they‘re Caucasian. talkingpointsmemo.com/news/michigan-…

I watched every episode of Tiger King, Breaking Bad, Better Caul Saul, The Crown, Queens Gambit - yet with two hours left, this is the finest moment of television in 2020. ⁦Anderson Cooper⁩ ⁦Jake Tapper 🦅⁩ ⁦CNN⁩ ⁦@BrookeBCNN⁩ #NewYearsEve

Say it with me: Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell.

if we pull this off georgia will post a foot pic

That last 6% of DeKalb on their way to certification #gasen #gapol #warnock #ossoff

Why y’all keep asking where the police at? Y’all ask where Miley’s at when Hannah’s on stage?

I’m in a safe location we’re good Y’all know this is insurrection and terrorism right?

My cousin got me a new shirt

David Bowie as spiders. A thread.

I heard my friends on Twitter were asking about my cousins around the world! It’s true, I have a lot of bird cousins in different countries. Here’s a little bit about them:

Me on my first shift as security for Harry and Meghan #HarryandMeghanonOprah

if you haven’t yet, add a horny song for schlissy #schlissisoverparty #schlissel open.spotify.com/playlist/1mUnm…

Wild fox takes time out for banjo, comes back for encore.

NEW: footage from the scene at University of Michigan right now and it’s stunning. This is the line of students waiting to register and vote. Over 200 young people. 2+ hour-long wait. No poll could’ve predicted this energy. Ignore the polls and VOTE!

Herschel Walker somewhere asking if he’s the blue or the red

Usually I have an aversion to "Men of the Cloth" but I gotta say, this one get's it. 😂😇😂