the part with the pen is the most fucked up thing ive ever seen

me singing to "Back to December" by Taylor Swift

Helping ya friend pick a picture to post 🤝 commenting like it’s ya first time ever seeing the picture

“keep this a secret” i will literally keep it locked away in my medium sized circle of friends

when you get sent tiktoks to watch it’s like friend homework

Matthew 18:20

went to bed at 9, woke early and worked out, now i’m making myself a smoothie. they need to discover a new way for me to feel this good without having to do any of that

We fried rice in a shrimpless place

Rihanna > Beyoncé. Not particularly close.

I literally took out a gun and shot my grandpa because I thought he changed the channel. Thanks a lot Tubi

FROM SPRINKLER SPLASHES TO FIREPLACE ASHES I GAVE MY BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS FOR THIS I HOSTED PARTIES AND STARVED MY BODY LIKE I’D BE SAVED BY A PERFECT KISS THE JOKES WEREN’T FUNNY I TOOK THE MONEY MY FRIENDS FROM HOME DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY I LOOKED AROUND IN A BLOOD SOAKED GOWN

Taylor really saw the Hunger Games trending and said “ok I’ll give them Eyes Open and Safe & Sound”

I'M DRUNK IN THE BACK OF THE CAR AND I CRIED LIKE A BABY COMING HOME FROM THE BAR (OH) SAID, "I'M FINE, " BUT IT WASN'T TRUE I DON'T WANNA KEEP SECRETS JUST TO KEEP YOU AND I SNUCK IN THROUGH THE GARDEN GATE EVERY NIGHT THAT SUMMER JUST TO SEAL MY FATE (OH)

Your honor their argument is good but do you see how annoying they are

🏆| @TaylorSwift13 wins 9 awards at the #VMAs - Artist Of The Year - Video Of The Year: AH - Song Of The Year: AH - Best Pop: AH - Best Direction: AH - Best Cinematography: AH - Best Visual Effects: AH - Album Of The Year: Midnights - Show Of The Summer: Eras Tour

#lemon

Timing.

25%

me at the ripe age of 26 urban dictionarying a slang term i don’t know