I’m sorry I know y’all hate LaMelo but that man is so funny. He really just be doing anything lol

My mom constantly shares shit on Facebook about how much her kids hate her yet we all get ignored or yelled at when we do try to talk to her lmao. Okay girl just lie on Facebook so your creepy bf and weirdo friends feel bad for you. Boo fuckin hoo bitch omg.

I’m just below that and no. Truthfully I wanna be around $45/hr but I started at 7.25 minimum wage so I’ll take it

I cannot stop listening to Tommy Gun by Choppa Kadin. Back to Back is in rotation too but idk it’s something about Tommy Gun

We did this when I was in like 7-12th grade but there was one of those thin blue mats on the floor under it lmao

Bitch 16.1 BILLION miles away?????

me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

Girl they hate humans so bad they got us in a fuckin galactic prison 😭😭😭😭 (valid all we do is destroy)

Mostra a rotina da mãe agora só pra gente vê uma coisinha

Moonshine running is the reason 90% of nascar racetracks are within 100 miles of the Appalachian mountains

Wish someone would take me serious for a minute but fuck me and my heart problems I guess.

They usually got a weird sense of entitlement I don’t fuck with. You need your siblings to humble you in your childhood tbh

Well goddamn.. they really trynna get rid of that shit huh

Cooked for myself for the first time in like 7 years (yes I am aware of how sad and embarrassing that is) and I definitely gave myself food poisoning or something.

The Trump administration is planning to allow oil and gas drilling across the entire Arctic National Wildlife Refuge coastal plain. This landscape has been protected for over 4 decades.

After what happened to my stomach last night, my wife said I am no longer allowed to cook for myself.

Throwback to when I got kicked off my dads plan like 5 years ago but he kept my siblings on lol

I’m going to jail if someone spits on me. Genuinely would rather have someone rock my shit than spit on me. Spitting on someone is so fuckin wild

I don’t accept that shit at all. I want a verbal apology and changed behavior or don’t come around again