asking someone to repeat themselves and still not hearing a single word

i be saying "bitch shut up" after reading y'all tweets

it’s funny how you start watching something casually and then bam the hyperfixation hits you like a truck and suddenly it becomes your entire personality. it’s all you think about and it changes your brain chemistry forever.

“Billionaires are people too”

my dad be like, “that’s what we need!” like omg 🫢

my mind has REALLY been tellin me to settle right on down

i’m so tired of yall

ima be so fr i stopped drinking coffee at work and have been sleeping so much better. i wake up and go right back to sleep.

my sister just reminded me of when i used to make quesadillas with peppers and shit.

Edible kicked in.

yt man just came to the front desk and asked us if we smoked weed and im like..🫢 then im like “wait why you asking us that?” that brother pulled out to pens to give us for free. happy black history month.

yall was not there istgggg

bro i’m finna crash aht like deadass i’m so sick of ppl being late to relieve someone I WILL SNITCH ON U.

another grown ass bitch that don’t know how to set an alarm

this day was overly long

"You're sentenced to work 9 to 5 with 2 weeks vacation a year for the rest of your life"

When a restaurant gives you a paper straw