Apparently a white jumpsuit, BMX helmet and black wellington boots constitutes a high tech astronaut’s outfit these days...🤷🏻‍♂️ 🙆🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️😳#SpaceX #SpaceLaunchLIVE

I have lost control of the situation.

“My new passport has arrived, Katey.” “Excellent, Johnny. What colour is it? There was a lot of fuss about them being blue again.” “Actually, I’d say it was more...” “Nooooooooooooo!”

I’m mystified why so many people are furious about wearing masks and how the issue has become so politicised in what seems quite an arbitrary way (left pro masks. right anti. who decided this?) Wearing one is no great inconvenience and if it helps even just a little bit...

We’re open today 11am to 4pm and each Sunday in the run up to Christmas. Free parking in the Chapel Street car park all weekend this month. Shop with your local independent businesses. #shoplocal #giftideas Or you can reserve on line for national and international delivery.

I found this rather attractive mushroom on my morning walk this morning. I didn’t know whether to pick it or kiss it…

👨‍🎨 Yesterday I met with Gordon Wilson at his studio in Milngavie - all his work in this photo sold at his most recent show at the The Lemond Gallery 🎨 An incredibly interesting and talented artist we’re so lucky to have in East Dunbartonshire.

Boris Johnson is continuing to lie about last year’s illicit Christmas party at No10 - even when we’ve all now seen his own spokeswoman on video laughing about it & wondering how best to lie about it to the media. Even by his standards, this is absolutely shameful.

People are getting upset about the joking and laughing but please lets not let that get in the way of the main point, which is the fucking *lying*.

This mob are ripping the piss right out us and laughing about it.

Stop asking for the Prime Minister to apologise. He needs to resign. Even Ant and Dec can see that.

Johnson says he’s asking the Cabinet Secretary to look into whether there was a party. IT WAS IN YOUR HOUSE MATE

I’ve always wanted to start a little food diary instagram account to document all the delicious things I eat and I have finally plucked up the courage to do it. Give me a follow if you want!!! instagram.com/the_glaswegian…

Just the very best evening last night at Glasgow’s Pavilion theatre with the incomparable Komedia Entertainment CAS Feed . Much better than say…Abergavenny.

Gordon Wilson at the Annan Gallery youtu.be/BRIbB7liSKE via YouTube Check out this wee video which gives a glimpse into my daily shenanigans…..☺️ Annan Gallery

Just witnessed the Northern Lights #auoraborealis over my house tonight. My wife took this photo as I was too mesmerised…

Looks like quite a big fire on the Campsie Hills…😳

Arrested! …it was only a matter of time. #AliBongo

Gordon Wilson : Under A Moonlit Sky discover.matterport.com/space/17GDtHwh…