She was always Until she wasn’t Laughing and smiling

YOU GOTTA GIVE.

I get why people risk their lives to fly spirit. $85 to fly round trip? In this economy? Hell yeah

My toxic trait is stocking up on my current food fixation then losing interest in it immediately after

I’d pay an ungodly amount of money to gain access to the dark web

The best thing about making decent money is being able to pay artists for cool shit

I don’t care how empty my gas tank is, if the gas pump says “See Attendant”, I’m risking it and going to the best gas station.

I’m gonna flex and bring deviled eggs to the party.

If you wanna know what being a sex worker is like, a client told me he would strangle his daughters to death if they became a working girl.

Ok, tomorrow FOR SURE I’ll start dry January.

Lets guess how much Beyoncé tickets are going to be

28, ain’t met my fate

Love starting my day with a good Bloody Mary and some heart burn

A glass of whole milk is my favorite snack

I should check my spam emails more often. I win hella free shit, apparently.

And that’s a wrap on my drinking. Let’s turn up when my booty is healed.

One of my favorite memories

A year ago, I was trying to decide if I wanted to go to Japan or get a butt. This year, I’m doing both. God, I wish Ryan was here to see me living our dream.

Is pEpSi oKAy??? 🥴🥴

I’d pay so much money to have a psychologist break down why Theo Von thinks like that