My PCR joke got retweeted by a porn bot, lfg

Medieval herbalists when their supplies are delayed

Just witnessed a business major learn what gay people are in real time.

Professors: what if you had to sit in lectures the same amount of time, but at home, and you ALSO had to waste your time in your scheduled class time doing nothing

Nintendo hates their fans goddamn it

Instagram is so fucking puritan I can’t call someone a loser without it getting flagged

Literally as soon as he showed up on screen I was like oh yeah ppl are gonna want to fuck that

Neo liberal hell reaching an all time high

twitter blue check: hiroshima was a plot dreamed up by the jews to false flag america threads blue check: what’s your favorite number?!👇😍🟩🟦

Boss gets a dollar While I get a dime Please cut his taxes And deregulate mines

The new Twitter app icon is literally so embarrassing to have on your phone

bro it ain’t that far

Jets fans enjoying Aaron Rodgers as their QB