Bio Member of @CanadalandUnion. Co-host of Wag the Doug podcast and editor at @CANADALAND. Perpetual Fordologist. (Sigh.)
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Twitter for Android : Every episode of the Alberta version of South Park would feature a character called Kenney who loses the leadership of a political party and then reappears as the leader in the next episode with no explanation at all.
Twitter Web App : Fred Armisen x John Tory
Twitter for iPhone : We are all Vassy Kapelos. #ableg
Twitter for iPad : “Toronto, sing with me!”
Twitter Web App : In a Reddit AMA, Mattea Roach continues her string of correct answers:
Twitter Web App : Doug Ford, proud of his restraint: 'I don't feel I needed to land any attacks. People are gonna have a clear choice: you have three parties that wanna jack up your taxes, wanna raise gas prices…'
Twitter Web App : The Rebel's Lincoln Jay, apparently accredited tonight, asks Mike Schreiner: 'You plan to address the housing crisis by building 100,000 new affordable units. So how does this help people trying to buy into the housing market with the record-level inflation that we're seeing?'
Twitter Web App : 'I don't think about things in terms of regret. I think about things in terms of opportunity to learn and to do better for people the next time,' Horwath says, making me wonder what she thinks she's doing differently this election.
Twitter Web App : 'I think Mr. Ford just has a penchant for makin' stuff up again,' Horwath chuckles, showing less contempt for mendacity than the hobbits in act 2 of The Book of Mormon.
Twitter Web App : Right now, Toronto has 23 councillors.
As far as I can tell, from circa-2018 addresses and Google Maps, only one does not have their own private backyard.
Twitter Web App : 'Matter of fact, I think we have the best Minister of Education we've ever had,' Ford says, ignoring all those who have not participated in mock slave auctions.
Twitter Web App : the Ontario leadership debates are the Oscars for those of us who love hearing about “sectors.”
Twitter for iPhone : what if you want a job from the past? like cobbler or temple priestess or journalist?
Twitter Web App : 'There's nothing more that a parent wants than their kids to graduate, get a good-paying job in thriving sectors,' Ford says, tacitly acknowledging that parents tend to value financial security over happiness.
Twitter Web App : Ford boasts that he's changed school curricula to teach kids such life skills as 'how to look at a mortgage.'
Folks, I think he's solved the housing crisis.
Twitter Web App : Among Ford's opponents, this shouldn't be a quality so uncommon that it's notable.
Twitter Web App : Horwath blasts Ford for calling healthcare workers heroes and then treating them 'like dirt,' which suggests he wants to pave over them to build a 400-series highway.
