"Servant. Alter Ego. I, am the walking corpse of Prince Nezha. Given a new form with the name Xiang Yu. I am a weapon. Use me as you see fit Master. And let us cleave a way to a better tomorrow." 🗡Thats right Baby. Xiang Yu ALTER EVENT. 🗡FC is Xiao from Genshin Impact.

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“Indeed, the King may, at times, sample what it is like to have the intellect of a commoner.”

Pokes Yu the Beauty’s butt.

Pokes again, but this time it’s the other cheek. He mentally appreciates how symmetrical they are.

“Of course, your laugh is delightful and my ears shall welcome its presence no matter the reason!”

“That’s strange, I would’ve expected an explosion, a change in her settings perhaps?” He thinks out loud, before lightly tapping her butt with his palm a few times.

Helps himself to a kernel of her popcorn.

// Death by thighs

// Same