I work at a small company and it was like climbing up a hill to get open enrollment complete- bless the HR folks who work at bigger companies- sending you positive thoughts...

I made some frankly preposterously good looking spaghetti for the kids. Fresh parm, homemade meatballs, fresh chopped basil. Restaurant looking stuff. My 6 year old: Dad can I say heck? Me: Sure buddy My 6 year old: This spaghetti looks good as fuck.

With some of the stuff I see on my commute, sometimes it feels like NYC is Twitter, but in real life...

I saw this I’ve rink outside of the office window for the past few weeks… Finally got to go today! So fun!

Ohhh cat-mas tree, oh cat-mas tree, how lovely are your rescues ❤️

Love this so much!

i want to hug her so bad

so... we only follow 1,000 people, let's change that! For the next 30 minutes RT and comment on this post and we will follow you!

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Be like Midwest roads in 2025, never stop working on yourself even if it comes at the inconvenience of everyone else

I did a hard task today so I treated myself to a new backpack 🎒 #adulting

coach jess dropping the puck for the boston montreal game in seattle🥹 the future of hockey is female✨

"It is okay to exist as you are and just celebrate everything you are and be authentic in that." 🫶 🌈 Get to know artist Melissa Marzan and the inspiration behind this year's Pride design!

Job postings need Community Notes

When you say you're gonna go on a run at noon and suddenly it's 11:43...

Let's be clear: You need 2/3 of Congress & 38 state legislatures to ratify an amendment. Trump doesn't have that. For all that my GOP colleagues claim to love our Founding Fathers, they seem to have forgotten the words of Thomas Paine: In America, there is no king but the law.

Pipe bursts and only MIL and I are home- oh fuck- after 15 min (with YouTube and FaceTimes help we found the emergency water shutoff) PSA to know exactly where this is before water is coming in from your walls!!!

guys im starting to worry that 2025 is just five 2020s stacked in a trench coat

I’m thinking it’s time to finally stop using twitter… and to think, years ago, it was my wish to have my tweets just rotate on LED screen on my tombstone… (and for that tombstone to be a Pokémon Go pokestop)…