I finally made it to Twitter on my 39th birthday! ;)

@CarlehGale @rucking_awesome it's cos you are just so rucking marvellous ;) x

Is just a little bit excited that feesh will swim into my net today! #babywearingfsot

@CarlehGale my aqua goldfeesh WCMT and they are here and soooo purdeeeee!

Is feeling like a bottle of coke that has been shuck up within a bubble of its life.....

I just earned 3 stars on Prelude No.1 in C Major with #MagicPiano. Try to beat my score of 3274! 4@Godders13

I just earned 3 stars on Prelude No.1 in C Major with #MagicPiano. Try to beat my score of 4668! 4@Godders13

I may have misheard this discussion, but I agree that children should wear school unicorns.

Massive respect for Peaches Geldof today, completely owned that bigoted idiot and put her in her place on 'This Morning' - good on you #ap #win

Trying to work out how to use twitter is like an inexperienced fumble in the dark

SHE could do her children a favour by just being quiet now before she completely ruins their lives or is she really that cruel & cold?

If I had a pound for every time the word MOFO (the full meaning ;) ) is used in GTA 5 I would not need to look for work!

Must go to bed so I am up bright an early tomorrow to go and enjoy the stench of breast milk in Costa with my friends :)

Another bit of joy for Peaches Geldof from Hannah Perkin youtube.com/watch?v=NZpjJO…

Barry Manilow? Kill me now

Tesco finest Mince pies have a lot to answer for but boy they were scrummy! #TriedForLess #LoveEveryMouthful u.tescoorchard.com/9tsec

Tweet about this giveaway!!! rafl-fb-tab-app.s3.amazonaws.com/14032311365549…

Our fabulous tree which smells divine! #MyOverFarmTree 3>

@dreamfavours hi, what is the best way to contact you to discuss wedding favours? thanks :)

I have just voted for Beth Willard in The Winerist Blogger Awards 2015 bit.ly/1FT6pCs #bloggerawards2015